Wilson: Which reminds me, I guess you're going to be heading out of town to help your mother move.
Tim: Yep. Tomorrow morning, 5 am. Jill and the boys and Marty's coming, and my brother Jeff's going to meet us.
Wilson: Jeff. He's the one who's parsimonious?
Tim: No, he's Presbyterian.
Wilson: No, I mean parsimonious as in frugal.
Tim: [scoffs] Frugal's not the word for Jeff. This guy recycles his dental floss.