Jason: Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. The hygiene thing always works for me.
Brad: Let's just go try it on Mark.
Jason: [to Randy] Are you wearing enough cologne, tough guy? 'Cause I can still almost breathe.
Brad: Give him a break. He's trying to smell good for his girlfriend, Lauren.
Randy: Look, she is not my girlfriend. We're writing an article for the paper.
Brad: On what? Guys who stink?