Tim: What are the boys yelling about?
Jill: Oh, it's the shower again. Could you go out in five minutes and pull Brad out and shove Mark in?
Tim: I can't. I'm ready for a shower myself.
Jill: No, no, no. I have an early class. I have to go first.
Tim: Honey, you know my routine. I wake up, go to the bathroom, exercise, take a shower, go eat, go back to the bathroom.
Jill: Can't you change your routine for one day?
Tim: Well, then it wouldn't be my routine, would it?
Jill: Well, your routines are starting to get very annoying.
Tim: I don't complain about your routine.
Jill: I don't have the luxury of a routine. I have to stay flexible so I can deal with everybody else's problems.
Tim: So, being flexible is your routine.