Quote from Tim in Bachelor of the Year
Jill: Would you please be serious and just talk some sense into him? Tim: You want me to tell him that being wanted by every girl in Detroit is bad thing? Jill: Yes. Tim: And do that with a straight face? Jill: Yes. Tim: Al... I can't say that. I can't do it. Jill: You're gonna sit there and not say anything? Tim: I'll say something. Al, call the waitress. Tell her we want pork.