Harry: [on tape] T-Tool Man. you have shown me the way! Because of you, [looks down] I now realize how much I love talking to my wife about her needs.
Jill: That is realistic dialogue.
Eddie: [on tape] Tool Man, you are the greatest. [looks down] You have shown me the love that I have for my mife. Your W's look like M's, that's why I said "mife"
Jill: Your W's do look like M's.
Tim: [on tape] Well, it's good we got in touch with our true feelings because I certainly didn't mean to hurt my wife, and I hope that she knows that.
Jill: Yeah, yeah, she knows that. [stilted] Tool Man, you are the greatest. I am so happy to be your mife.