Quote from Tim in He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible
Tim: It won't happen this time. Come on, Jill. [pouts] Jill: Don't make that face. Tim: I'll keep it simple and just do one room. All I got to do is run a PVC tube down to the basement, attach it to the central unit. Jill: You swear that's all there is to it? Tim: Just think - no more carrying a heavy vacuum upstairs or back down the stairs. It's got a flexible hose with hand controls. Convertible upholstery brush. Jill: Crevice attachment? Tim: [grunts] Oh, yeah. So long and narrow, it'll suck the tonsils out of a cobra. [hisses] Jill: Well, it would be nice to have a central vacuuming system. Tim: Yeah. Give me a week, this whole house will suck.