Jill: Remember I told you about that big meeting I had with my boss today? You know, I was expecting a raise and a promotion? She laid me off!
Tim: What?
Jill: Yeah. I got two weeks' severance pay and a farewell cake. Like a cake is gonna make me feel better.
Brad: Well, did you bring the cake home?
Tim: Did it have nuts on it?
Jill: For your information, it was a triple chocolate fudge. And I was so depressed that I polished the rest of it off in the car on the way home. Now, I need a little sensitivity and a... ThighMaster.