Al: All right, now, Tim, what were to happen if we have a brand-new pair of shoes and the leather is hard and uncomfortable?
Tim: Ooh, that could be a big problem if you had feet like Al's mom. [takes out to gigantic work boots]
Al: Well, for shoes like this, my mother always used Binford's leather softener.
Tim: But that turns your new hard shoes into the old soft shoe. Klaus? ["The Old Soft Shoe" plays] Ah. [applause] Thanks, but enough of that foolishness. Let's get on with the next part of the shoe repair.
Al: Tim, do you call that a soft shoe?
Tim: It was a joke, Al. Anyway...
Al: Klaus? Oh, Don? [Al tap dances as "The Old Soft Shoe" plays]