Jill: I should've known. You and the boys haven't given my present a moment's thought.
Tim: Yes, we have.
Jill: You have not. You're just gonna run the boys to the nearest minimart and buy the first thing you see.
Tim: I encourage my boys to buy quality gifts.
Jill: Yeah, right. Like this, uh, multicolored candy necklace.
Tim: This isn't just candy. These are breath mints.
Jill: Yeah. And these priceless things here.
Tim: I bought those. Those are one of a kind.
Jill: Ever wonder why, Tim? [puts on dice ear-muffs]
Tim: A lot of women pay big bucks to look like a rearview mirror, hon.