Tim: Why don't you teach him something about football? Wouldn't that be a good idea? Like right now. I'll teach you guys how to go a long pass. [Brad and Randy run up the stairs] Go long, come on. Come on, in there. Swerve. Now, long! Go! Come on! Longer! Go long! Post pattern. Go! Go!
Brad: [o.s.] Dad, come on! I'm in the bathroom!
Tim: Well, shut the door and take a shower.