Jill: Then why don't you do one thing the way that I ask you to do it?
Tim: One?! I've done everything on your stupid little list over here.
Jill: You screwed up everything on my stupid little list over there.
Tim: I haven't screwed up everything.
Jill: Name one thing you didn't screw up.
Tim: Um...
Jill: Well?
Tim: The... Laundry?
Randy: [o.s.] Dad! The dryer's going crazy!