Tim: What's with you, anyway?
Al: Well, Tim, all I can say is, if push came to shove, I believe I could identify wood blindfolded.
Tim: Well, maybe the audience would like to see a little demonstration of Al's wood-sniffing skills? Huh? [audience cheers] OK, then. On the next Tool Time, we'll put Al "Nostrils" Borland to the test. For now, the Tool Time tip of the day: don't inhale the varnish and definitely don't drink it. It would be a sad end, but a beautiful finish. [laughs] See you next time.