Quote from Jill in Pilot
Tim: You never told me about a job interview. Jill: Tim, do you ever listen to me? It was the last thing that I said in bed to you last night. Tim: No. I believe, if you recall, the last thing you said to me in bed last night was, "No!" Jill: You're thinking of tonight. Tim: [mock laughter] You split my sides. You really do. Is that my liver? Look in there. Look at that.