Quote from Tim in Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
Tim: [on the phone] Hello, Officer. Yeah. This is Tim Taylor. Well, apparently, my son's car just got stolen at the high school. And I'm giving away free Tool Time tickets to the first group of guys that find it. [faint chuckle] Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me! You know, I fail to see the humor in what I just said.