Jill: I brought you a housewarming gift.
Al: Why would you do that? Your husband is trying to evict me.
Jill: Well, I think he's totally out of line.
Al: You really think that? Oh, I'm so glad you think that! Thank you! Oh! And that is why I'm going to fight him to the death on this. You know, he may have his money and his his big-city lawyers, but I have the sword of justice on my side. Jerky?