Quote from Mark in A Night to Dismember
Ronny: Halloween film, take three. Mark: And action! Tim: [enters] Hi, honey. I'm home. Jill: Hi, sweetie. How was your day at the office, Jim? Tim: [laughs] Peachy, Lil. Say, I got the Dithers account. Which means that washer/dryer combo is all yours. Jill: What a fella! Now we can be the family of tomorrow today. Tim: Look, it's our two sons, Chad and Andy. Brad: Hey, great news, Mom and Pop! As you know, I'm very athletic. And today, as always, I scored the winning touchdown. Tim: Crackerjack, son! Jill: That's wonderful! Have a cookie! Brad: Thank you.