Jill: Strangest wedding I've ever been to. Great music, great food. Nobody got married.
Tim: If you'd had it your way, that's how our wedding would've ended up.
Jill: Are you still obsessing about that?
Tim: Sorry. It's a little upsetting to find out after 18 years, our marriage is a sham.
Jill: [laughs] You're not seriously upset?
Tim: Maybe.
Jill: OK... what is it you really want out of this?
Tim: What do you got?
Jill: [kisses Tim] I love you very, very much. Marrying you was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Tim: What else you got?
[Jill sits down and kicks up her skirt]