Jill: Oh, wait till you hear what he says about the bag dancers. "The best fabric choreography I've seen anywhere, bar none. The only low point of the evening was the meaningless meandering of a pompous performance artist named Wilson."
Mark: What?
Jill: "These were obviously the words of a man completely out of touch with reality. One wonders if Wilson has ever stepped off his mountain top to go to a movie, a convenience store or a sporting event. If he wants to illuminate the human experience, he should try living it like the rest of us." He's gonna be devastated.
Tim: Let me see that. This critic doesn't know anything. This is the same guy who panned Tool Time. He said I was juvenile.