[dream sequence:]
Tim: We've got a great show for you today. Right, Al?
Al: Yes, we do. Although Binford won't allow Tim to do any more shows involving power. [chuckles] Yesterday's electrical accident was the straw that broke the camel's back. [coughing]
Tim: I thought it was your mom that broke the camel's back.
Al: I really think it's time you stopped making fun of my mother.
Tim: Oh, yeah? Why?
Al: Because she's been dead for 25 years!
Tim: Making fun of your mother is a staple here at Tool Time. The audience response has always been huge. 'Course, not as huge as your...
Al: All right, that's it. I quit! I quit.
Tim: You can't quit. Ten more years you qualify for health insurance.
Al: I'm not fallin' for that one again.