Quote from Tim in The Bud Bowl
Jill: I'm hungry. Can we order some food? Tim: Yeah. Bud: Oh, no, no. I don't allow food on the lanes. Somebody always spills something. Jill: You don't allow it? Tim: We understand. We understand. Of course we understand. And you're watching your weight anyway, honey. It's okay. Jill: Excuse me? Did you say something about my weight? Tim: I said, "Let's wait. And we'll eat later." Jill: I'm gonna go get myself a big old tub of popcorn with lots of extra butter.