Dana: I'm sorry. But we gotta pick up Michelle at the mall, and meet Mom and Dad. You know, they really want to make the early-bird dinner.
Bert: Great. Another night of your dad telling that stupid joke. "Hey, Bert. How about an early-Bert dinner?"
Tim: [laughs] Oh, boy! That's not very funny, is it? That's... It'd be a lot less funny if your name were Bob.