Al: Well, it's not my fault that... that all these women are paying attention to me.
Tim: Oh, yeah, you're a real babe magnet right now.
Al: I wouldn't go that far.
Christine: Hello.
Al: Hello, I'm Al Magnet. I-l mean, Al... Al Borland, and it's very nice to meet you.
Christine: Christine Dempsey.
Al: Christine.
Christine: Sorry to bother you, but, um, I've broken my heel, and I read about how good you are with your hands.
Al: You know, I have a tool kit for just such an emergency.
Tim: He also has an emergency inflatable raft in case the kitchen floods. [laughs] You know, the kitchen... kitchen?