Quote from Al in Bachelor of the Year
Woman #2: Excuse me. Could I ask a question? Tim: Oh, gosh darn it, why not? Woman #2: Has Al ever been married? Tim: If we're gonna ask questions, they should be about French doors. Woman #2: Would Al be more likely to marry someone who had French doors? Al: Actually, I'm partial to women with all sorts of doors. [chuckles] [Tim fakes a laugh] Dutch doors, sliding glass doors... Tim: Keep going. Any other kind of doors? Al: No. Woman #3: What kind of windows does Al like in a woman? Al: Actually, I'm partial to bay or louvered. [The frame falls as Al walks towards the audience] Tim: Or broken.