Tim: Anyway, today, we're gonna talk about John Binford.
Al: Founder of Binford Tools.
Tim: Uh, John Binford passed away this Thursday. And, um... John Binford was a heck of a guy. He was the kind of guy you could call 24 hours a day if anything as bothering you. He was always there for you.
Al: The kind of guy who would forgive someone for being curt.
Tim: Or Russell or whatever your name might be. Uh... John Binford believed in me when I was just a tool salesman many years ago. And he handpicked me to host what has now become... Michigan's fourth-highest-rated cable tool show. I owe a lot to John Binford. And in his honor, I've made him a special tombstone. Al. This is outta one piece of Michigan limestone.
Al: I'm very impressed, Tim.
Tim: Thanks, Al. I chiseled this out of limestone in the shape of a claw hammer, which is the first hammer that Binford designed.
Al: Yes, it was.
Tim: Uh, John once told me that... with the right tool, you can fix anything. Huh. Unfortunately, um... there's no tool that can fix how I'm feeling right now. I'm gonna miss you, John.