Randy: Phew. Dad, you stink. Light a match, huh?
Tim: It's not me, wise guy, we did a little salute to fertilizer on Tool Time. I got to ride a cow.
Jill: Why? Was the pig in the shop? [laughs]
Randy: Maybe it was in for its 20,000-oink checkup.
Jill: Or it was having its porking brake fixed. [laughs]
Tim: Is there a two-drink minimum in here?
Jill: Honey, go on upstairs and wash up, 'cause at 6:00 on TV they're showing Porky and Bess.