Jill: You are such a hypocrite.
Tim: Me? I'm not the one sneaking around, opening my own checking account.
Jill: Since when is it sneaking around for me to go out in broad daylight and open an account with my money?
Tim: "My money. My money. My..."
Jill: Yes. And I need it, because without it all I've got are three kids and a couple of coasters.
Tim: You act like it's my fault I make all the money and pay for everything around here.
Jill: Well, why don't you just take everything around here? Why don't you take my checking account too?
Tim: Why do I want that? There's no money in it.