Quote from Al in I'm Scheming of a White Christmas
Al: Tim, Tim, Tim. Come on. Let's be good, for goodness' sake. Tim: All right. All right. But I'm driving. Al: Oh, now, wait a minute, Tim. Tim. Tim! You know, it's against union rules to let an elf drive a sleigh. Tim: What? Al: Besides, your legs. Tim: What about 'em? [looks down] Al: Well, they're just a little too short. [runs to the snow mobile]