Quote from Jill in The Haunting of Taylor House
Jill: Curtis! Ho-ho-ho, Tim, Curtis is here. Curtis: Mrs. Taylor, that's a great costume. Jill: Thank you. Curtis: You can't even see how fat you are. Jill: What are you supposed to be, Curtis? Curtis: I'm an atom. Jill: Then why don't you split. Curtis: Very funny, Mrs. Taylor.