Charlie: I know I'm a bit of a slob, but she used to think it was cute before we were married. Now I can't get her off my back.
Tim: You want her off your back? Do something unexpected. Like the laundry, but make sure she knows you're doing it. "Honey, where's the fabric softener? I'm doing the laundry." And then when you... Start mumbling like.
"I can't seem to get the whites as clean as you get them, hon." They love that stuff.
Al: You know, Tim, the trouble with your whites may be you're not pre-soaking.
Tim: Thank you, Al.