Quote from Wilson in Wild Kingdom
Wilson: So you said you heard noises in the kitchen? Tim: No, in the basement. Wilson: In the basement? Tim: Yeah. Wilson: You've been hearing all sorts of what, scratching noises? Tim: No, kind of more of a rustling. Wilson: Rustling? Tim: Yeah. Wilson: Mm-hmm-hmm. Tim, my boy, I don't think you have a problem with mice. Tim: Great. Wilson: No, it sounds like you might have a snake. Tim: Oh, God!