Quote from Tim in Off Sides
Tim: Welcome to the Taylor home. We're about ready to start that second half of this fantastic game. Green Bay Packers. Minnesota Vikings. [grunts] Before we go down to the field. Let's check out that snack situation. Mark, take it away. Mark: Pretzels, liquorice, pork rinds. Tim: Yeah. That's three major food groups right there: salt, sugar, lard. Um, all right. Today, I got cold brewskis for me. Ice-cold root brewskis for my boys... Brad: Dad? Here are the chips. Tim: You got it, buddy. Brad: Go long. Tim: Nice pass, kid. All right. [Tim struggles to open the bag of chips] Randy: Dad? Tim: What? Randy: You're turning all red. Tim: [bag splits open] [laughs] There's a warning label right there. You shouldn't open these in broad daylight in Detroit. Could cause an explosion. [chuckles] Jill: Wow. Look at this warning label. Socks may strike husband unexpectedly. Tim: You could put an eye out like that.