Paris Quote #249
Quote from Paris in Written in the Stars
Paris: [on the phone] He was teaching a Shakespeare class A Midsummer Night's Dream. He was doing Puck, and then suddenly he wasn't.
Rory: Oh, man.
Paris: And the class was so into his reading, they didn't even get it. They thought he was acting. It was Dick Shawn all over again.
Gilmore Girls Quotes
‘Written in the Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Paris
Paris: [on the phone] Asher's dead.
Rory: What?
Paris: He died two weeks ago in Oxford.
Rory: Oh. Paris, I'm sorry. How?
Paris: Heart attack. It was quick.
Rory: Heart attack?
Paris: Yes.
Rory: Um... It wasn't during, um... was it?
Paris: No, Rory. This great man was not brought down by my vagina, okay?
Quote from Lorelai
Rory: This is crazy.
Lorelai: Well, it depends on your definition of "crazy." I, for one, found the Mariah Carey phone messages to her fans just refreshingly imaginative.