Lorelai Quote #2448
Quote from Lorelai in To Whom It May Concern
Christopher: Hey, have you seen the level?
Lorelai: The thing with the green bubble that goes back and forth?
Christopher: Yeah.
Lorelai: Yeah, Paul Anka and I were playing with it.
Christopher: You were playing with it with the dog?
Lorelai: Yes. I was trying to hypnotize him with the bubble, see if I could talk him out of the habit of chewing on the corner of the welcome mat, or I was gonna give him a wacky posthypnotic suggestion, like the doorbell rings, and he spins around in circles.
Christopher: Were you able to hypnotize him?
Lorelai: No, Chris, he's a dog.
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Rory: I don't want to be the face of the Scott Peterson trial, and I hate Dan Abrams. I will also not be taking the MCATs.
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Rory: Well, good for Sanjay.
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Rory: What's all this?
Paris: This is the game plan for what I call Operation Finish Line.
Rory: Need more.
Paris: Okay. We only have five months left before we leave the warm and comforting bosom of this university and face the bitterly cold shoulder of the real world.
Rory: "We"?
Paris: You and I. You're the green marker. Green was a random choice, not a subtle comment about how inexperienced you are with real-life matters. Then again, maybe it was.