Lorelai Quote #2119

Quote from Lorelai in The Prodigal Daughter Returns

Lorelai: He has turned his whole life upside down for me. He does everything in his power to make me happy and give me what I want, so can't I give him this one thing?
Sookie: Yes, you can.
Lorelai: No, I can't. The bed is small and really low, just perfect for tiny, shrunken limbs that can't be too far off the ground. And then he has this ancient dresser with the original fun-house mirror in it so that when I wake up every morning - and I am at my most visually vulnerable - I'll look in there and think I'm that kid from Mask.

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 ‘The Prodigal Daughter Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: Rory's back.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: She's back. She's back at home, she's back at school, she got a job, and she did it all on her own. She's at Lane's picking up her things, and then we're going to pull a major all-nighter. We need burgers, fries, onions rings, and anything else you can think of. Ooh, I'm going to go next door and pick up some ice cream at Taylor's. She's back. We can set the date. We can get married now because Rory's back. Don't skimp on the fries. We don't want to lose her again.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: Listen.
Lorelai: Are you cooking?
Luke: Is that listening?
Lorelai: Well, I'm hungry.
Luke: Focus.
Lorelai: I'm hungry.
Luke: Shh.
Lorelai: Fine. I don't hear anything.
Luke: Exactly.
Lorelai: Okay, Simon, Garfunkel.

Quote from Lorelai

Luke: You're not happy they're gone?
Lorelai: No, I am. I just wanted to say "goodbye."
Luke: Goodbye?
Lorelai: I wanted to have a "We're done" party, buy them some pizza.
Luke: More pizza.
Lorelai: And I had going-away presents for them.
Luke: I gave them a present, a $2,000 going-away present. That's got to bring some smiles.
Lorelai: But I bought paper hats and noisemakers.
Luke: The place was covered with dust. You were woken up at 6:00 a.m. every morning by the hammering. I thought you'd be happy.
Lorelai: I am. I'm just sad at the same time. You've never been with a woman before?