Michel: I believe Jackson's Aunt Pat is borrowing DVDs from our collection and secretly burning copies for her own DVD library.
Lorelai: What makes you think she's not watching the DVDs?
Michel: The Bellevilles are freeloaders, the whole lot of them. They are as cheap as tan panty hose with white sandals. Plus, I believe they have emptied all the booze from the minibars upstairs into their own flask and then refilled the bottles with water.
Lorelai: Can I interest you in a sick day?
Michel: [scoffs] But I would not give them the satisfaction. [to Sookie] Oh, how proud a family reunion must be for you.
Sookie: He's snarky.
Lorelai: And sarcastic. He's snarcastic.