Lorelai: [on the phone] We've got to talk mail.
Rory: Not again.
Lorelai: It's all for you. Every piece. I mean, how can that be? You only half live here.
Rory: This mail envy of yours is not pretty.
Lorelai: Catalogs, business solicitations, credit card offers. Oh! And for me, some more stupid Greenpeace return address labels.
Rory: Well, you are the environmental philanthropist in the family.
Lorelai: Well, I feel very badly for the planet right now.