Rory: Okay. I don't mean to insult you, but are you maybe telling me there's no message because you're mad that I woke you and there really was a message?
Paris: Oh, my God, you're annoying tonight. [sits up] What's with being all k.d. lang?
Rory: It was for my grandparents' vow renewal. I was the best man.
Paris: Is that kinky or something?
Rory: It was a cute thing.