Rory: Did the alarm go off?
Paris: I shut it off.
Rory: Who needs an alarm when you've got Workout Barbie around?
Paris: Never mind that some of us were up finishing a chem lab 'til 2:30 in the morning! I for one love waking up at five a.m. to the sound of someone grunting out crunches in the common room!
Rory: I told you, earplugs.
Paris: You know, she talks to herself when she stretches. Come on, Janet. Push it, Janet. Love the pain, Janet." It's pornographic.
Rory: What time is it?
Paris: I know what she's doing. It's psychological warfare. Don't let your enemy sleep. Push him 'til he cracks. Charlie tried the same tricks on our boys at Khe Sanh, and let me tell you, if she keeps this up, I am not gonna be responsible for what happens.