Lorelai: What did I do to make you torture me like this, Taylor?
Taylor Doose: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lorelai: The hoops! The hoops with the jumping and the fire and the hoops!
Taylor Doose: It's just business, Lorelai.
Lorelai: I pay to shop in your store. I eat your banana splits. I've never physically hurt you except for that one spit wad in the one town meeting, but I didn't mean for it to hit your eye and I apologized profusely, so please, please, put me out of my misery and tell me what I need to do to make this thing happen!