Lorelai: You're covering for me, remember?
Michel: Oh, yes, that's right. Tomorrow the two of you go back to school.
Lorelai: It's not school, it's a one-day course at the learning center. How to run an inn.
Michel: Yes, amazing you've been able to fake it so long.
Lorelai: This is specific to opening small inns, bed and breakfasts.
Michel: I see. Order half of everything. There. You owe me seventy-five dollars.
Lorelai: Why are you being such a snob about this? You went to hotel school.
Michel: I attended the Ecole Hôtelière de Genève.
Lorelai: Wow, that's gotta make one hell of a sweatshirt.
Michel: It was one of the premiere hotel schools in the world. You two, on the other hand, are going to take a two-hour course at the Radisson.