Paris: Have you looked over the votes for commencement speaker?
Rory: Yeah.
Paris: Are the ones for Princess Diana's butler jokes or real?
Rory: I'd say jokes.
Paris: What about the ones for Dr. Phil?
Rory: I think real.
Paris: I knew that suggestion box was a bad idea. Watch Choate get Joan Didion while we're being read Eloise at the Plaza.