Luke: I have to do something. I just can't stand here and let the lactating continue.
Lorelai: Luke.
Rory: Gross!
Luke: I'm gross? I'm not the one exposing myself for the entire world to see. That's it. You go make her stop.
Lorelai: I'm not going over there.
Luke: Why not? You're a woman.
Lorelai: So what?
Luke: So you have the same parts.
Lorelai: What?
Luke: So you shouldn't be scared of it.
Lorelai: Scared of it? You know, you're gonna be a bachelor for a really long time.
Luke: I am being taken advantage of here, and I do not like being taken advantage of. I hate this!
Jess: [walks in] Oh, geez! [walks out]
Luke: Okay, well, that was kind of fun.