Lorelai: Aw, is it your nap time?
Michel: The Tylers in twelve asked to have their toxic pillows removed.
Lorelai: Our pillows aren't toxic.
Michel: According to the complimentary travel magazine that we put in their room, down pillows can carry airborne diseases and mold.
Lorelai: Unbelievable. I didn't think anyone ever read those magazines.
Michel: I think she had to, there was a picture of a roast chicken on the cover.
Lorelai: Michel.
Michel: She is large.
Lorelai: Michel.
Michel: And her husband in ugly.
Lorelai: Michel.
Michel: They threw pillows at me!