Miss Patty: Lorelai, darling, who is the silver fox with the tight knee socks?
Lorelai: Oh, that's Claude. He's one of our regular servers. Divorced and on the market.
Miss Patty: Well, the uniform is interesting.
Lorelai: All right? I'll have him bathed, powdered, and sent to your room.
Miss Patty: What? Oh, you joke? Was that a joke?