Lorelai: [on the phone] I have some shocking news. Rory's coming out.
Christopher: Out of what?
Lorelai: Coming out: White dresses, gloves, curtsies.
Christopher: Stop it.
Lorelai: I swear to God.
Christopher: I can't believe you're letting her do it?
Lorelai: Well, I wasn't about to let her use my method of getting out of it.
Christopher: This is crazy.
Lorelai: She's doing it as a favor to my mom. There's no talking her out of it.
Christopher: Did you tell her about Barbara Hutton, Doris Duke, Lori Vanderbilt?
Lorelai: Yes, and she's perfectly willing to marry Cary Grant, get offed by her crazy butler, and start designing blue jeans as soon as the ball ends.