Quote from Lorelai in The Real Paul Anka
Lorelai: You know, I'd say let's drive, but our streets... forget about it. Emily: What about the streets? Lorelai: Oh, they're clogged night and day. Yep, total gridlock. It's not gonna help when they build that big box store. Emily: They're building a box store? Lorelai: Oh, yeah, right in the center of town. Richard: Those things are hideous. Lorelai: Yeah, it's gonna wipe out all our local businesses. This place will be a ghost town. Ooh, hold your breath. Oh, God, sorry. Sewer problems. Richard: Your public-works department needs to be notified. Lorelai: No, they're on strike. Well, they're always on strike. [coughs] Excuse me. Emily: Allergies? Lorelai: Meth lab. [coughs]