Lorelai: Okay, but see, I'm sorry. They did not even come up with a villain. No Freddy, no Jason. The villain is death? How lame is that? Who is seeing this movie?
Rory: Apparently, we are. Many, many times.
Lorelai: But how can they make money off of that? I mean, where's the Halloween mask? Where's the costume? How can they keep making the same stupid movie over and over and over?
Rory: Ah, Caesar. Thank God. We desperately need something to put in her mouth.
Lorelai: Hi. Two cheeseburgers and a copy of Syd Field's book, please. We are missing the boat.