Paris: People, Rory Gilmore has just informed me of the meeting held behind my back concerning my stewardship of the paper.
Rory: Oh, Paris.
Paris: Am I tough? You're damn right I'm tough. You think it's going to be any easier entering the work force with every newspaper in the country cutting back on staff? Also, any chance that you'd attempt the same sort of flaccid coup if I were a man? I think not. You're trying to Howell Raines me? Well, forget it. Suck it up and get to work! Otherwise, there's the door.