Quote from Lorelai in The Lorelais' First Day at Yale
Lorelai: All right, I confess, I didn't call the mattress guys. Rory: What are we gonna do? Lorelai: We'll find a dumpster. Rory: Mom, they could trace it back to me. Lorelai: I'll be long gone by then. Rory: Mom. Lorelai: All right, we'll burn it before we dump it. A match, a little gasoline. Rory: We're here five minutes and we're already contemplating felonies.