Quote from Paris in Happy Birthday, Baby
Rory: [answers phone] Hello? Paris: I finished the paper on Dickinson, the Physics test was for a third grader, and I picked the history of the Egyptian political process as my International History project. Rory: You've been very busy. Paris: I've been very bored. Rory: When are you coming back to school? Paris: My parents return tomorrow. I think my mom's bringing home a new face. Rory: Really? Paris: There's a doctor in France who injects some kind of gel into your head and then molds it to give you better cheekbones. Rory: You are kidding me. Paris: She has to sleep on her back for a month, otherwise her face will flatten like a crepe. Rory: Oh my God, it's Brazil.